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Johnny Toaster gets ✨festive✨

I’m going to turn the internet off for the rest of the year.

I guess technically it was the best 2020 ever

I Survived Yet Another Email That Could Have Simply Been Left Unsent

You're the only one who understands me, Artoo.

What's the first thing you're going to do when this is all over?

I guess the world won't end if I take a few days off.

Take a break? How does that work?

I'm so old, I remember looking forward to email.

How do you find the time and energy to be such a good friend, Torpor?

How to Wait Forever

You know the best thing about pandemic bacon?

Farts Are Just "Stories" For Your Butt

What’s that thing where you spend time with people you like on a regular basis?

I envy you, Johnny Toaster

Let's catch up with Johnny Toaster

πŸ€– I’m cute, right???

Why does nobody want to hang out with me?

Am I a good enough cat parent?

Hee hee! Aren't we having fun?

You know what I need? I need a hobby.

Torpor loves your new hair!

Hello, best friend!

I feel like I aged a year this week.

It ain't over until the garbage fire burns out, people

Still got your Halloween hair, I see!

What’s the difference between a tech bro and a zombie?

Make The Nostromost of Every Day

The HAL-9000 Cinematic Universe

How does Bustin’ make you feel, 𝘳𝘦𝘒𝘭𝘭𝘺?

Torpor loves your sad dad laser accident costume!

πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ You don't look so good, Count Bloodzo.

Listen, I know I'm not always easy to beΒ around.

I’M IN SUCH A RUSH TO SAVOR LIFE’S QUIET MOMENTS

Spite is the best emotion.

What keeps you going, Red Robot?

I really like your Halloween costume!

Halloween is the best because Halloween includes everybody.

I REALLY NEED TO VOTE.

Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

Tonight's comic is really flexible.

I'm having a hard time getting into the Halloween "spirit."

Why *are* they called smartphones, anyway?

Oh boy! Time for my morning ritual!

We should do an emotionally distant hang!

Do you believe in science?

There's one sure-fire way to make the world less depressing–

How are things up in Canada, Charles?

Tonight’s cπŸŽƒmic is Gourd to Death

Spookiness is the new optimism

Mornings are the worst

Crap! It's September

Kitty, did you poop in my bed?

Tonight's comic has a lot of enemies.

Tonight's comic is trying to get less angry.

Ever wish you could read minds?

Sometimes you just need a break from the drudgery of life by going to work.

Cats: Nature's Metaphors

Pale Suzie needs something new to watch.

Red Robot wants to form an unstoppable alliance.

Red Robot, what's the most evil thing you've ever done?

Only cool people give themselves nicknames!

Tonight’s comic gives up on this year.

Never try to out-nihilism a cat.

You may already be a goth.

ain’t no party like a nihilist party β€˜cuz a nihilist party is meaningless

It's okay to not thrive during all... 𝘡𝘩π˜ͺ𝘴.

Alert! The kitten has some big news!!

I should probably switch to iced coffee for the summer.

Who the heck CALLS people?

I can't believe I actually miss π™₯π™šπ™€π™₯π™‘π™š.

Do you ever worry about being canceled?

More Like Nopamine

Do you still smile under your mask?

πŸ€–πŸ’¦ Wipe the goo off yourself before visiting friends, OK??

Mask it or mustache it

What kind of mystery lurks beneath Metal Steve's mask??

Talkin’ masks with my hero, Doctor Doom.

Pale Suzie is a good Pandemic Pal

Comedy equals structure plus details

Tonight's comic is about yoga and seltzer.

Tonight's comic is about personal brandwiches.

Do you think things will ever go back to normal?

Red Robot, do you believe in the existence of evil?

What's better: Kittens or baby goats?

πŸ“¦ Ooh, a package!

Quit the Twitters?

Red Robot, do you think I'm a good person?

Are people *really* worse than ever?

Why are people the worst?

Quarantine Madness Comes at You Fast

Turns out, coffee has an agenda.

Turns out, all Red Robot needed was some exercise.

Tonight's comic is tired of the virus.

🎡🌭 HOT DOG THEME SONG

How’s quarantine treating you? (Honestly)

Hygge Me With Your Best Shot

I already know how I’m going to feel when this is all over.

Buckets of Feelings

More Comics About Zoom and Pants

Indie Rock Pete misses the world right now.

Tonight's comic is cooking a lot more lately.

Tonight's comic contains four masks.

I roasted you some fresh coffee beans.

Tonight's comic isn't bored enough to start baking bread yet.

Tonight's comic forgot how much it loves cooking.

Tonight's comic is dressing up top for the job it has.

The Thrilling Conclusion to the Homebound Bangs Saga

Today's comic wants to see your quarantine bangs.

Hey, wait a minute...

Pale Suzie is holding up... surprisingly well?

Tonight's bout:

Sometimes even Red Robots get the blues.

Crush All Hu-mans, I Guess.

Where the heck is everybody, Red Robot?

Where have all the annoying humans gone?

Indie Rock Pete is being hard on himself, for once

It's a great time to be in a committed relationship with a toaster.

How are you holding up, Pale Suzie?

I think I might need to set up my SNES.

Cat. Box. Destiny.

Why are you reading so many books this year??

Be nice to me! )>😽

Greetings and hello, Lord Sadness Daddy!

Do you put cream and sugar in your Apocalypse Juice? β˜•οΈ

In case you wondered why people *really* take photos of cats.

Let's Talk Politics...

Where does someone get such a bad cat?

CAN THIS YEAR BE OVER

What's the big deal about analog books?

What do you do when a friend asks if you listen to their podcast?

And now, a comic about working from home

Here is a comic about smiling πŸ™ƒ

First Orificer

Don't explain her joke back to her, OK?

Diagnosis: MODEM

Music was better when Indie Rock Pete was a kid.

There is only one truly gross thing in this world... brands.

What do you do when someone asks why you're covered in blood?

The internet isn't all bad, I guess.

Imagine a world without twitter.

Tonight's comic is in a wistful mood.

Tonight's comic drinks really bad coffee once a week.

Would you rather give up coffee or the internet?

Rank Amateurs

Tonight's comic stars Torpor's fifth or sixth best friend.

You really think the world would be better off without people?

Tell me something good, Torpor.

Pants: The Original Conspiracy

Happy Wizard Friday, everybody.

If you think Macbook keyboards are bad,

Without Twitter,

Retweet Stage Left

I Volunteer as Tribute

Gooood... goood... π˜“π˜Œπ˜› π˜›π˜π˜Œ π˜π˜ˆπ˜›π˜Œ π˜π˜“π˜–π˜ž π˜›π˜π˜™π˜–π˜œπ˜Žπ˜ π˜ π˜–π˜œ.

Shit Work

The Sitter

Quitting is Winning

We should try being OPTIMISTS!

Books take up too much space.

You still buy books on PAPER?

How can I possibly choose between sleeping and pooping?!

Should you 𝘳𝘦𝘒𝘭𝘭𝘺 get out of bed today?

Tonight's comic has a serious question about being human.

Tonight's comic is about distraction-free computing devices.

Who's the most desirable droid in the galaxy?

Tonight's comic stars history's sexiest robot.

If I tell you how I really feel, do you promise not to screenshot it?

Is there hope for humanity, Red Robot?

Read this comic before asking me if I'm mad at you.

Oh no!! Your life got a tiny bit harder!!

Oh no!! Tonight's comic (and the world) is totally against you!!

On the next episode of THE INTERNET MATTRESS MURDERS...

Headphones are the new therapy.

It's OK, he only hated Kylo Ren.

Tonight's comic wants to live its best life.

Tonight's comic thought you quit drinking.

Cool scars make for cool stories.

Military-Grade Empathy

Tonight's comic thinks maybe you shouldn't judge other peoples' problems.

Your Heartbeat is Holding You Back

Any hopes or dreams for the new year, Red Robot?