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Johnny Toaster gets β¨festiveβ¨
Iβm going to turn the internet off for the rest of the year.
I guess technically it was the best 2020 ever
I Survived Yet Another Email That Could Have Simply Been Left Unsent
You're the only one who understands me, Artoo.
What's the first thing you're going to do when this is all over?
I guess the world won't end if I take a few days off.
Take a break? How does that work?
I'm so old, I remember looking forward to email.
How do you find the time and energy to be such a good friend, Torpor?
You know the best thing about pandemic bacon?
Farts Are Just "Stories" For Your Butt
Whatβs that thing where you spend time with people you like on a regular basis?
Let's catch up with Johnny Toaster
Why does nobody want to hang out with me?
Am I a good enough cat parent?
Hee hee! Aren't we having fun?
You know what I need? I need a hobby.
I feel like I aged a year this week.
It ain't over until the garbage fire burns out, people
Still got your Halloween hair, I see!
Whatβs the difference between a tech bro and a zombie?
Make The Nostromost of Every Day
The HAL-9000 Cinematic Universe
How does Bustinβ make you feel, π³π¦π’πππΊ?
Torpor loves your sad dad laser accident costume!
π§ββοΈ You don't look so good, Count Bloodzo.
Listen, I know I'm not always easy to beΒ around.
IβM IN SUCH A RUSH TO SAVOR LIFEβS QUIET MOMENTS
What keeps you going, Red Robot?
I really like your Halloween costume!
Halloween is the best because Halloween includes everybody.
Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Tonight's comic is really flexible.
I'm having a hard time getting into the Halloween "spirit."
Why *are* they called smartphones, anyway?
Oh boy! Time for my morning ritual!
We should do an emotionally distant hang!
There's one sure-fire way to make the world less depressingβ
How are things up in Canada, Charles?
Tonightβs cπmic is Gourd to Death
Spookiness is the new optimism
Kitty, did you poop in my bed?
Tonight's comic has a lot of enemies.
Tonight's comic is trying to get less angry.
Ever wish you could read minds?
Sometimes you just need a break from the drudgery of life by going to work.
Pale Suzie needs something new to watch.
Red Robot wants to form an unstoppable alliance.
Red Robot, what's the most evil thing you've ever done?
Only cool people give themselves nicknames!
Tonightβs comic gives up on this year.
Never try to out-nihilism a cat.
ainβt no party like a nihilist party βcuz a nihilist party is meaningless
It's okay to not thrive during all... π΅π©πͺπ΄.
Alert! The kitten has some big news!!
I should probably switch to iced coffee for the summer.
I can't believe I actually miss π₯ππ€π₯π‘π.
Do you ever worry about being canceled?
Do you still smile under your mask?
π€π¦ Wipe the goo off yourself before visiting friends, OK??
What kind of mystery lurks beneath Metal Steve's mask??
Talkinβ masks with my hero, Doctor Doom.
Pale Suzie is a good Pandemic Pal
Comedy equals structure plus details
Tonight's comic is about yoga and seltzer.
Tonight's comic is about personal brandwiches.
Do you think things will ever go back to normal?
Red Robot, do you believe in the existence of evil?
What's better: Kittens or baby goats?
Red Robot, do you think I'm a good person?
Are people *really* worse than ever?
Quarantine Madness Comes at You Fast
Turns out, coffee has an agenda.
Turns out, all Red Robot needed was some exercise.
Tonight's comic is tired of the virus.
Howβs quarantine treating you? (Honestly)
I already know how Iβm going to feel when this is all over.
More Comics About Zoom and Pants
Indie Rock Pete misses the world right now.
Tonight's comic is cooking a lot more lately.
Tonight's comic contains four masks.
I roasted you some fresh coffee beans.
Tonight's comic isn't bored enough to start baking bread yet.
Tonight's comic forgot how much it loves cooking.
Tonight's comic is dressing up top for the job it has.
The Thrilling Conclusion to the Homebound Bangs Saga
Today's comic wants to see your quarantine bangs.
Pale Suzie is holding up... surprisingly well?
Sometimes even Red Robots get the blues.
Where the heck is everybody, Red Robot?
Where have all the annoying humans gone?
Indie Rock Pete is being hard on himself, for once
It's a great time to be in a committed relationship with a toaster.
How are you holding up, Pale Suzie?
I think I might need to set up my SNES.
Why are you reading so many books this year??
Greetings and hello, Lord Sadness Daddy!
Do you put cream and sugar in your Apocalypse Juice? βοΈ
In case you wondered why people *really* take photos of cats.
Where does someone get such a bad cat?
What's the big deal about analog books?
What do you do when a friend asks if you listen to their podcast?
And now, a comic about working from home
Here is a comic about smiling π
Don't explain her joke back to her, OK?
Music was better when Indie Rock Pete was a kid.
There is only one truly gross thing in this world... brands.
What do you do when someone asks why you're covered in blood?
The internet isn't all bad, I guess.
Imagine a world without twitter.
Tonight's comic is in a wistful mood.
Tonight's comic drinks really bad coffee once a week.
Would you rather give up coffee or the internet?
Tonight's comic stars Torpor's fifth or sixth best friend.
You really think the world would be better off without people?
Tell me something good, Torpor.
Pants: The Original Conspiracy
Happy Wizard Friday, everybody.
If you think Macbook keyboards are bad,
We should try being OPTIMISTS!
How can I possibly choose between sleeping and pooping?!
Should you π³π¦π’πππΊ get out of bed today?
Tonight's comic has a serious question about being human.
Tonight's comic is about distraction-free computing devices.
Who's the most desirable droid in the galaxy?
Tonight's comic stars history's sexiest robot.
If I tell you how I really feel, do you promise not to screenshot it?
Is there hope for humanity, Red Robot?
Read this comic before asking me if I'm mad at you.
Oh no!! Your life got a tiny bit harder!!
Oh no!! Tonight's comic (and the world) is totally against you!!
On the next episode of THE INTERNET MATTRESS MURDERS...
Headphones are the new therapy.
It's OK, he only hated Kylo Ren.
Tonight's comic wants to live its best life.
Tonight's comic thought you quit drinking.
Cool scars make for cool stories.
Tonight's comic thinks maybe you shouldn't judge other peoples' problems.